Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
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