Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
So I just went to clothing optional bar
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Randomize
