matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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