Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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