were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
