So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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