I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
this will be a night to untag.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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