Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she smelled like a LAN party
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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