just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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