Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
