The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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