I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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