what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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