is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
either way he was missing a nipple.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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