I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize