laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
only if we run a train.
done.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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