I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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