i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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