Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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