What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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