bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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