I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Randomize
