Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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