About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't think brook has ever known best
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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