Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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