Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
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