So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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