I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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