And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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