You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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