I must be too annoying 4 u.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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