I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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