That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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