I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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