fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I came so hard my ears popped.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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