the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
