normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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