Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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