Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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