I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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