That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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