Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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