We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I just googled if crying burns calories
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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