Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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