Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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