i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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