these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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