So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Randomize
