Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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