I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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