By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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