I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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