just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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