Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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